Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention

Published on October 4, 2010   ·   No Comments

Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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